Cheese With Your Whine?
8.31.2005
I'm NOT Cass!!!It irritates the crap out of me when people feel free to call me shorten my name to Cass from Cassy. People like the phone guys who are testing out the new phone system today.
"Cass, can you call me again - this time from line 2?"
"Cass, go ahead and try to call a long distance number?"
"Can you check your voice mail now, Cass?"
My name is Cass-Y!!! You do not have my permission to be chummy with me.
Other things you, phone person, may not call me:
1. Babes
2. Sweet
3. Pretty lady
You also may not touch my shoulders or hair. My sitting at my desk typing in no way gives you any hint that I want to be touched. The fact that you are in my office does not give you the right to touch me.
Also, your hat that says "Searching for Hooters" grosses me out. It's not funny. It's lame and you are lame.
Do it again, and you will feel the wrath of Cassy. I swear. Take your hat and go elsewhere.
