Cheese With Your Whine?
2.02.2006
To the Jackasses Who Broke Into My House....Let me tell/ask you some things:
1. You are damn lucky I wasn't there when you came in.
2. You're even luckier than I didn't have my daughter with me. Ever heard of the vengence and wrath of a woman? Yeah, multiply that by about 1000 when you're talking about a mother.
3. What the hell did you think you would find in a toddler's closet?
4. Better yet, what could possibly be so interesting in MY LAUNDRY??? Were you hoping to sniff some dirty panties??? Sorry, this mama goes commando!
5. Guess my big ass TV was too heavy for to to carry out? Wusses.
You suck. This is my space!!! How dare you come into my home, rummage through my stuff, and think it's okay!!!
I hope you rot in hell. If there is a hell. Either way, karma's a bitch. I hope she jumps up and runs your ass over.
