Cheese With Your Whine?
11.22.2005
ME Time!!Had me some of that yesterday. Kelly told me that Rylee told her that she needed help to make me a special Christmas present, so she would need to kidnap the Punkin for a little while. I called bullshit b/c I'm a scrooge and am not doing the holidays this year, but I sure as hell let her take her!
I had a gift certificate for a pedicure and eyebrow wax left over from my birthday in May, so I made good use of my time and went and got pampered. I even shaved my legs. However, I am noticing now that my feet are a bit hairy. I apologize to you, sweet lady, who had to rub them.
But, you should know - you who makes her living doing this kind of thing - that when a woman wants a brow wax, that's exactly what she wants. Not a half wax and half pluck. Don't semi thin my brows and then proceed to pluck the shit out of them. I can pluck at home if I want. I don't want. Also, please don't tell me that you can only rip one strip. I don't mind you waxing over an area you've already waxed if I still have caterpillars up there. Those tears streaming down my face mean STOP PLUCKING!!
Next time, do it all by waxing. Now I'm running around with still-thick eyebrows.
At least I have pretty toes.
